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missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

supernaturalredhead:

itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

It got better

(Source: rocketlynx)

cknd:

I spend so much time alone behind my computer if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

9pm: "I'm going to bed now."

10pm: "I'm going to bed now."

11pm: "I'm going to bed now."

12am: "I'm going to bed now."

1am: "I'm going to bed now."

2am: "I'm going to bed now."

3am: "FUCK."

4am: "FUCK."

5am: "OKAY."

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

(Source: itsbetterthananal)

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze)

communistbakery:

well no sir I don’t really have any “skills” per se, but one time I inserted a USB drive correctly on the first try

(Source: communistbakery)